Exercise

I do not like to exercise
I have many reasons why
It makes my muscles ache with pain
I may not ever be the same
I do not like to stir the pot
Twenty reps seems like a lot
Bean bags placed upon my knees
I need a break oh, please, please, please
Armchair pushups aren't much fun
It's so much better when we're done
I do not like it on a perch
I do not like  it in a church
I do not like it in the chair
I do not like it anywhere
I do not like it for a photo
I do not like it at the depot
I do not like it in the snow
I do not like it, NO,NO,NO!
I like it better near the end
I like it better with a friend
I still don't think it's lots of fun
I like better when we're done!

R.D. Bruss

3/5/2019